About
Million Dollar Excuses is the touring stand-up show by comedian Zarna Garg. Garg rose to prominence via viral social-media clips and released the comedy special One in a Billion on Prime Video; she is the author of the New York Times bestselling memoir This American Woman and has opened for Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. The show has played multiple U.S. and international venues during its 2026 tour.
